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Dec 21

franklinrg: i just pissed myself

franklinrg:

i just pissed myself

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Dec 04

thelesbianrate: Baby cuteness. I would love to raise a husky up from puppy to full grown dog.

thelesbianrate:

Baby cuteness. I would love to raise a husky up from puppy to full grown dog.

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landscapelifescape: Blue Lagoon, Iceland A Geothermal Pool (by Chris)

landscapelifescape:

Blue Lagoon, Iceland

A Geothermal Pool (by Chris)

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Jan 02

Today’s date, 01-02-2010, is a palindrome; it reads the same backwards and forwards. The last time that happened was August 31,1380.

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 uMM Actually that last date was November 30, 2003, your all idiots.

Dec 20

smashing-times: (via thebigspill) I will be driving this next week lol I wish.

smashing-times:

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I will be driving this next week lol

I wish.

smashing-times: Hhahahah

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Hhahahah

smashing-times: lol

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lol

smashing-times: From the “Our Street Walkers Need to be Better Equipped” department come the platform shoes for prostitutes. Designed by the Aphrodite Project, these are the latest in greatest in hooker safety. The shoes have an audible alarm system, which emits a piercing noise to scare off attackers. The shoes are also outfitted with a built in GPS receiver and an emergency button that relays both the prostitute’s location and a silent alarm signal to public emergency services. Where there are problematic relations with law enforcement…. the shoes will relay the signal to sex workers’ rights groups. I don’t even know what to say about this except that I’m getting them for all my girls. I’m tired of always trying to track them down to demand my money. Now I’ll just use the GPS and threaten to run them over with the car.

smashing-times:

From the “Our Street Walkers Need to be Better Equipped” department come the platform shoes for prostitutes. Designed by the Aphrodite Project, these are the latest in greatest in hooker safety.

The shoes have an audible alarm system, which emits a piercing noise to scare off attackers. The shoes are also outfitted with a built in GPS receiver and an emergency button that relays both the prostitute’s location and a silent alarm signal to public emergency services. Where there are problematic relations with law enforcement…. the shoes will relay the signal to sex workers’ rights groups.

I don’t even know what to say about this except that I’m getting them for all my girls. I’m tired of always trying to track them down to demand my money. Now I’ll just use the GPS and threaten to run them over with the car.

smashing-times: samstutchy: kari-shma: Serial Killers | via: huffington post lol!

smashing-times:

samstutchy:

kari-shma:

Serial Killers | via: huffington post

lol!

Dec 19

smashing-times: Thanks to this commenter for sharing the greatest USB drive ever created. I’m not saying you shouldn’t buy electronics off the streets of China, but don’t be surprised if your new computer turns out to be a stack of bricks glued to a lamp.

smashing-times:

Thanks to this commenter for sharing the greatest USB drive ever created. I’m not saying you shouldn’t buy electronics off the streets of China, but don’t be surprised if your new computer turns out to be a stack of bricks glued to a lamp.